What is a mouse’s favorite record ? ‘Please cheese me’ !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ? What’s up Pussycat !

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !