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Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Geminis does it ta…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!

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Q: How many Capricorns does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Capricorns does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Capricorns does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.

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Q: How many Cancerians does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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Q: How many Cancerians does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!

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Q: How many Cancerians does it…

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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Q: How many Aquarians does it …

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

Women jokes

Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: N…

3 May , 2016  

Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

Women jokes

Smart man + Smart Woman = Roma…

3 May , 2016  

Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Women jokes

An English professor wrote the…

3 May , 2016  

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

Women jokes

Q: What do you call a woman wh…

3 May , 2016  

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!