Q: How many Director’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one… but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
