Why can’t anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Let’s just say she’d look better on radio than on TV.
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say he’s conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
Why do actors like snooker halls?Because that’s where they get their best cues.
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.`What’s the matter?’ asked the director.`I can’t jump from that […]
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.
