Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new […]
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
