Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Q: What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says “hey you, get off of my cloud!”, while a Scotsman says “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”
Q. What’s the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Q. What’s the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
Q. What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner’s neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don’t return it.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
