Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.

Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.

What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.

When is the water in the shower room musical? When it’s piping hot.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !