Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your […]
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways.”
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!”2nd man: “Did they wake you?”1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.””Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!”
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.
