Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there’s lots of food.
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They’re the ones with the little red hats.
