Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I’d rather have three cakes and one candle.
Pig’s explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
Pigs don’t look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer’s ear?
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!MOTHER PIG: What?THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
