Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.