What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

What do you call a pig with no legs?A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

What do you call a pig thief?A hamburglar!

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

What do you call a crafty pig?CunningHam

What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!