What would a pig name a chain of food stores?”Stop “N Slop Markets”

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?The Olympigs!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?Sir Lunchalot.

What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

What is the pig’s favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

What is Chuck Norris’ “best karate move”? Pork Chop!