Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.

Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In his hog cabin!

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!

Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

Where did the piglets study their ABC’s? At a school for higher loining.

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?’ Painless Porker.

When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?

What would happen if pigs could fly?Bacon would go up!

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They’d form pigget lines.