Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, “Hogwash!”

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.

Why couldn’t the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.

Why can’t there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don’t fit in chimneys.

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why are pigs such great football fans? They’re always rooting.

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!

Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!