Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?Because he was an old boar.
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?It was Saint Patrick’s Day.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought “pumping iron” was a new juice dispenser.
