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Pig jokes

Why won’t pigs take up jogging…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.

Pig jokes

Why should you never invite a …

27 Apr , 2013  

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why isn’t there a Superpig? It…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Why is your dad chasing those …

27 Apr , 2013  

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We’re raising mashed potatoes.

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Why is the cook worried about …

27 Apr , 2013  

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why is a pig in a water trough…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sl…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don’t have red noses.

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Why do pigs run into trees? To…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree. That’s because the pigs do such a good job.

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Why do pigs love Halloween? Th…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why do pigs love Halloween? There’s lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why do pigs like February 14th…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

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Why didn’t the pigs eat the ro…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.