Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We’re raising mashed potatoes.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don’t have red noses.
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree. That’s because the pigs do such a good job.
Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.