What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? “Mmm. Canapes.”
Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why wouldn’t the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Why won’t the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She’s afraid they’ll bring down the house.
