Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two – one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. “Well it’s not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of…(blah blah waffle)”
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are […]
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.
Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I […]
If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!
