Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!