How many cops does it take to change light bulb?Just one, but he is never around when you need him.Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say “Show’s over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along.”
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?None. He fell.
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: “Head on bullevard” and scratchs out his spelling error. “Head on bouelevard” Nope, doesn’t look right – scratch scratch. “Head on boolevard…” […]
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?””No,” says the cop.”What about all these other cars?””They didn’t ask!”
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope’s authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.They were traveling […]
When Mike got arrested, they told him, “Anything you say will be held against you.”Mike said, “Claudia Schiffer’s breasts.”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’He ignored me and continued writing the […]
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
On a narrow mountain’s road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain.After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again.- […]
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?- ???- Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
