How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.

How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?By rabbit transit!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!