What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home?A search warren!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?Hop rods.

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”