Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him

What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.