Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?In a pellet court!

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.