Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’.Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’.The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? ‘no, Father’, […]
There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks […]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” […]
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had […]
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.”I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergyman self-righteously, “Did you?””I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.
