Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.