Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle anda banner that said ‘N I L’. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymnsto The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero inthe Sky. Morris turned to a […]
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: “Sin?”
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder […]
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, “I gladdened seven hearts today.” “Seven hearts?” asks the friend. “How did you do that?” The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, “I performed three marriages.” The friend looks at him quizically.”Seven?” he asks. “I could understand six, but…” “What […]
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help the church.”The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with “WWJD”printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the clerk.The clerk replied that the letters stood for “What Would JesusDo”, and […]
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?”The priest says, “Because I’m a father.”Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.”The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of […]
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”To which the child responded, “Well, then […]
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog theyliked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm […]
