At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap – but who wants to eat dirt?
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.Friend: I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?” […]
Why was the restaurant called “Out of this World”? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”The bartender pauses […]
How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny […]
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?You can’t keep a good man down !
Who was the best actor in the bible ?Samson, he brought the house down !
