Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.”One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have ketchup on […]
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I don’t know – friendly thing isn’t he !
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.
“Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?” a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. “What do you mean, ‘two-handed cheese’?’ asked the waiter. “You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.”
