Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.