Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what’s so great about that?It’s snowing outside!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the […]
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.”That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?””Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get […]
What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?”O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
