Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another reindeer!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!
Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time in-between!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!
