Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. […]
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!”
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
I’m not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
