Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”