Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There’s more of it !
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: They’re under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below “C” level !
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn’t have school dinners yesterday !
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !
Teacher : The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
