Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !
Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days !
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: One big haystack !
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother won’t let me do it at home !
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !
Are you in the top half of your class ?No, I’m one of the students who make the top half possible !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : We’re not passing notes. We’re playing cards !
