What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
