What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

Why can’t you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn’t think so, you wouldn’t be able to grasp it !sna

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!