What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

What’s a python’s favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

What’s the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !