What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don’t asp me !

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

What’s a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !