Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !

What’s long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !