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Snowman jokes

How do snowmen travel around ?…

5 Jan , 2014  

How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle !

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?…

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs !

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What do snowmen eat for lunch …

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers !

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What do snowmen wear on their …

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !

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Where does a snowman put his b…

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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How does a Snowman get to work…

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How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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What would you get if you cros…

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !

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Why did a anowman send his fat…

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Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?Because he wanted frozen pop !

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What is a snowman’s favorite b…

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What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin…

5 Jan , 2014  

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

Snake jokes

Q:What do you get when you cro…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”

Snake jokes

What is green, sooty and whist…

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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !