What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head?It knocked him cold.
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !
