Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, […]

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

What did the metric alien say ?Take me to your litre !

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.