An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.
