Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?”Were the crowd not behind you” asked the reporter”They were right behind me all right”, said the manager, “But I managed to shake them off at the station!”
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the […]
