yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.

Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.