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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”.The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?”I said, “No. I just never learned to write German.”

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