Dead and dying jokes

Phoning the florist to order s…

8 Sep , 2009  

Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. “Message?” she sputtered. “Well, I guess, ‘You will be missed.”‘ Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: “I guess you will be missed.”


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